Batdosstip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, uncaring crow.

Batdosstip created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Batdosstip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Batdosstip, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Batdosstip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Batdosstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.