Sterdamnar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable salamander.

Sterdamnar created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterdamnar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterdamnar, he will turn you into a tree.

Sterdamnar's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sterdamnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.