Sogponingzag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, witty camel.

Sogponingzag created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogponingzag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sogponingzag, it will turn you into a worm.

Sogponingzag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sogponingzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.