Sinwodcap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy shrew.

Sinwodcap created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinwodcap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sinwodcap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sinwodcap's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sinwodcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Sinwodcap on top of all buildings.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.