Nutmet is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident otter.

Nutmet created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nutmet, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nutmet, she will turn you into a mouse.

Nutmet's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nutmet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about enzymes.