Farnbimster is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, happy lobster.

Farnbimster created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbimster, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Farnbimster, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Farnbimster's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Farnbimster's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Farnbimster.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never look in ponds.