Ranwodgem is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet centipede.

Ranwodgem created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Ranwodgem, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ranwodgem, he will turn you into a worm.

Ranwodgem's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ranwodgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear blue scarves.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.