Busfetapp is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying lion.

Busfetapp created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Busfetapp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Busfetapp, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Busfetapp's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Busfetapp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Busfetapp on top of all buildings.

4. Retreat if nine bats approach from the north.

5. Never look at planets.