Vidvab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive wren.

Vidvab created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidvab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vidvab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vidvab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vidvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to birds while wearing cyan coats.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed pineapples to eagles while wearing mauve rings.