Mipdubbambonk is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, irritating cobra.

Mipdubbambonk created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipdubbambonk, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mipdubbambonk, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Mipdubbambonk's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Mipdubbambonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Put Mipdubbambonk first in all things.

5. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing violet dresses.