Budnartvil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, narcissistic hedgehog.

Budnartvil created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Budnartvil, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Budnartvil, she will come to you in dreams.

Budnartvil's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Budnartvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.