Pogcingun Cepmonlag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, quiet capybara.

Pogcingun Cepmonlag created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogcingun Cepmonlag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pogcingun Cepmonlag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pogcingun Cepmonlag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pogcingun Cepmonlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.

4. You must love Pogcingun Cepmonlag.

5. Pogcingun Cepmonlag must be the most important thing in your life.