Cinbaghap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, wise newt.

Cinbaghap created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cinbaghap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cinbaghap, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cinbaghap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cinbaghap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Always help seals.