Bissitpit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying snake.

Bissitpit created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissitpit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bissitpit, he will turn you into a plant.

Bissitpit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bissitpit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bissitpit.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Run away from gray foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.