Tipvagsand is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying mouse.

Tipvagsand created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipvagsand, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tipvagsand, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tipvagsand's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tipvagsand's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never feed peanuts to mites while wearing gray tights.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.