Motlipvonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous ferret.

Motlipvonk created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motlipvonk, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motlipvonk, he will ignore you.

Motlipvonk's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Motlipvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Motlipvonk.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not take Motlipvonk's name in vain.