Cimweebog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, confident bee.

Cimweebog created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Cimweebog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cimweebog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cimweebog's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cimweebog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Worship no other gods but Cimweebog.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed parsnips to cats while wearing orange kilts.