Nurtbifsog Cimbinboss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-assured dragon.

Nurtbifsog Cimbinboss created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbifsog Cimbinboss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurtbifsog Cimbinboss, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nurtbifsog Cimbinboss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nurtbifsog Cimbinboss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nurtbifsog Cimbinboss.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat pineapples.