Bamfebbap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful porpoise.

Bamfebbap created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamfebbap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bamfebbap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bamfebbap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bamfebbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Always obey Bamfebbap's priests.

4. Erect three silver sculptures of Bamfebbap on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat bread.