Cimparkmon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unfair frog.

Cimparkmon created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimparkmon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cimparkmon, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cimparkmon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cimparkmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back red.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always stare at clouds.