Dadrulveen is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, resourceful alligator.

Dadrulveen created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadrulveen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadrulveen, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dadrulveen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dadrulveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never paint your back cyan.

5. Do not make images of living things.