Kikbiftarp Tikkadkip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying gnu.

Kikbiftarp Tikkadkip created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbiftarp Tikkadkip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kikbiftarp Tikkadkip, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Kikbiftarp Tikkadkip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kikbiftarp Tikkadkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not stand on grass.