Dissripfot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, contented squirrel.

Dissripfot created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissripfot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dissripfot, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dissripfot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dissripfot's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.