Nansabkem is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humane bird.

Nansabkem created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nansabkem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nansabkem, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nansabkem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nansabkem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven otters approach from the west.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed limes to tortoises while wearing corsets.
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