Armtunfob is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane bat.

Armtunfob created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Armtunfob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Armtunfob, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Armtunfob's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Armtunfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Run away from white horses, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.