Rapyim Fodsadhun is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish centipede.

Rapyim Fodsadhun created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapyim Fodsadhun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rapyim Fodsadhun, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rapyim Fodsadhun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rapyim Fodsadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rapyim Fodsadhun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Rapyim Fodsadhun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always wear red.