Mutbit Vinviltarp Stikjintetti is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent giraffe.

Mutbit Vinviltarp Stikjintetti created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbit Vinviltarp Stikjintetti, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mutbit Vinviltarp Stikjintetti, he will turn you into a slug.

Mutbit Vinviltarp Stikjintetti's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Mutbit Vinviltarp Stikjintetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. You must pray to Mutbit Vinviltarp Stikjintetti five times a day.