Pombogsan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unselfish hare.

Pombogsan created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pombogsan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pombogsan, it will make you grow a tail.

Pombogsan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Pombogsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to badgers while wearing shoes.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away from green aardvarks, for they are unholy.