Manmigdon is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, happy weasel.

Manmigdon created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manmigdon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Manmigdon, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Manmigdon's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Manmigdon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the north.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Manmigdon loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing brown shorts and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your hands.