Arftomhub is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless yak.

Arftomhub created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arftomhub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arftomhub, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Arftomhub's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Arftomhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing blue coats.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look after injured snails.