Dossdidgudhab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, witty finch.

Dossdidgudhab created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Dossdidgudhab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dossdidgudhab, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dossdidgudhab's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dossdidgudhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dossdidgudhab's priests.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Run away if nine frogs approach from the south.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear shorts.