Jamzed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful hamster.

Jamzed created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamzed, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jamzed, he will be very sad.

Jamzed's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jamzed's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.