Badwodarf is a god.

He takes the form of a large, impressive chicken.

Badwodarf created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badwodarf, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Badwodarf, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Badwodarf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Badwodarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never sit near dogs.

5. Never write about planets.