Minbedflabceb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured centaur.

Minbedflabceb created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbedflabceb, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Minbedflabceb, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Minbedflabceb's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Minbedflabceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.