Cenmankop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, almighty guinea pig.

Cenmankop created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenmankop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cenmankop, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cenmankop's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cenmankop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Cenmankop must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.