Jatbosswat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing camel.

Jatbosswat created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbosswat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jatbosswat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jatbosswat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jatbosswat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Jatbosswat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must pray to Jatbosswat seven times a day.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Jatbosswat on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.