Mitkinlarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic centipede.

Mitkinlarn created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitkinlarn, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitkinlarn, she will ignore you.

Mitkinlarn's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mitkinlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.