Kapwabgun is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sage wombat.

Kapwabgun created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapwabgun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kapwabgun, it will curse you with boils.

Kapwabgun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kapwabgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kapwabgun.