Lunlopfad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-powerful centipede.

Lunlopfad created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunlopfad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lunlopfad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lunlopfad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Lunlopfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. You must pray to Lunlopfad six times a day.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Always obey Lunlopfad's priests.