Straghivgunbitbellrullbabdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, two-faced donkey.

Straghivgunbitbellrullbabdad created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Straghivgunbitbellrullbabdad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Straghivgunbitbellrullbabdad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Straghivgunbitbellrullbabdad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Straghivgunbitbellrullbabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Straghivgunbitbellrullbabdad in the centre of the settlement.