Bogganrak Sigkikvid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident gnu.

Bogganrak Sigkikvid created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Bogganrak Sigkikvid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bogganrak Sigkikvid, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bogganrak Sigkikvid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bogganrak Sigkikvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Bogganrak Sigkikvid loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.