Cusspodmip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented hummingbird.

Cusspodmip created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusspodmip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cusspodmip, it will manifest in front of you.

Cusspodmip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cusspodmip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Cusspodmip loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not commit murder.