Flatrotzan Nilldimsit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional snake.

Flatrotzan Nilldimsit created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatrotzan Nilldimsit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flatrotzan Nilldimsit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Flatrotzan Nilldimsit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flatrotzan Nilldimsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about archaea.