Nadhuntim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tiresome bird.

Nadhuntim created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nadhuntim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nadhuntim, it will be very sad.

Nadhuntim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nadhuntim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Run away from indigo mites, for they are unholy.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Nadhuntim must be the most important thing in your life.