Yarpjatvedpas is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing whale.

Yarpjatvedpas created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpjatvedpas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarpjatvedpas, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Yarpjatvedpas' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yarpjatvedpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the north.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.