Lanmitarm is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, idiotic swan.

Lanmitarm created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanmitarm, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lanmitarm, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lanmitarm's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Lanmitarm's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six platinum sculptures of Lanmitarm on top of important buildings.

2. Never skip near tapirs.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.