Bogcepsid Xininglandag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, amazing lobster.

Bogcepsid Xininglandag created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bogcepsid Xininglandag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogcepsid Xininglandag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bogcepsid Xininglandag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bogcepsid Xininglandag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.