Hudflatsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing mole.

Hudflatsaf created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudflatsaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudflatsaf, it will ignore you.

Hudflatsaf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hudflatsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Do not take Hudflatsaf's name in vain.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Hide if eight tortoises approach from the south.