Hangumtip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty otter.

Hangumtip created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hangumtip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hangumtip, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hangumtip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hangumtip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hangumtip.

5. Always help ducks in need.