Tenrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical turtle.

Tenrip created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenrip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tenrip, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tenrip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tenrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never hurt pigs.